Literature
Romeo and Juliet in 15 Minutes
Romeo: I hate my life! I just want to curl up into a little ball and DIE!
Mercutio: Oh will you shut up?! Im so sick of listening to you complain about this!
Romeo: No, you shut up! You have no idea what Im going through! I am desperately in love with Rosaline, and she doesnt even know that I exist!
Mercutio: Get over it. Come with me to the Capulets party tonight. Ill show you that theres more than one hot chick out there, and you will get over this!
Romeo: No I wont!
But, will Rosaline be there?
Mercutio: Yes! Fine! Go to see Rosaline, just so long as you go and stop wallowing in your se